Miércoles, 11 de Enero de 2012
Para sorpresa y shock de unos 60 millones de franceses, Los Italianos, muchos pero muchos años atras descartron el uso de cualquier otro queso que no fuese el Mozzarella como topping para las pizzas. Estamos seguros que con esa meticulosidad culinaria que caracteriza a las “nonnas” a las “mammas” y los italianos en general. El parmesano y el gruyere fueron ensayados pero abandonados tempranamente pues no ofrecian esa textura y elasticidad que el mozzarella aporta, todo esto sin mencionar el balance perfecto de agua y grasa que se liberan en el horno y que humectan la masa permitiendole estar dorada por debajo y jugosa (sin ser aguada) encima y que hacen de una pizza el suculento plato que és.
Solo tarde 6 años de fallidos intentos y desiluciones para poder descubrir por que las pizzas en Francia eran tan malas y tenian esa textura y sabor a chiclets de pecueca, y trate innumerables pizzerias y solo aquellas, pero no todas… Aquellas donde el propietario es italiano eran merecedoras de ser asi llamadas. Y lo mas triste es que con toda seguridad esos Italianos que han traicionado la receta original y preparan pizza con gruyere lo han hecho para poder competir en el mercado de yo-todo-lo-se-por-que-soy-parisino a los que les parece que la Mozzarella no es la mejor opcion para la pizza…
Es similar a el hecho de que los restaurante Mijicanos en Paris han debido adaptar sus recetas a lo que los Franchutes creen que es el “Autentico” sabor Mejicano… Por favor! Si, si… Francia es conocida mundialmente por su cocina pero si algo se aprende viviendo durante 6 años alli es que un Frances normal, que trabaja, se alimenta unica y exclusivamente de sanduches de jamon y gruyere y aquellos que se lo pueden permitir, un bistec con papas fritas, y la grandiosa cocina Francesa esa de la que todos hemos escuchado hablar solo la prueban en las contadas ocasiones en las que son invitados a un restaurant exclusivo y carisimo o durante una reunion familiar donde la mama y la abuela pasan el dia esclavizadas en la cocina, lo cual, debo reconocer que es loable pues incluso en dichas ocasiones me ha sido demostrado que hay mas de 100 maneras diferentes de preparar todos los miembros de la familia de las curcubitaceas (dicho de paso el unico miembro de esa familia que esta tranquilo en Francia por que no les gusta, es el noble pepino… vaya a saber dios por que razon)
Franceses dejen de querer cambiar las comidas del mundo para vuestros gustos ignorantes. Mundo! deja de cambiar tu comida para ser aceptado por los Franceses…
Cuantos Italianos toman espresso sin azucar? Cuantos toman espresso aguado? Cuantos no compactan el percolador de la cafetera antes de sacar un espresso ?…
“Una buena taza de espresso es una experiencia unica en la vida: Caliente, con la cantidad adecuada de azucar, cremoso y espumoso, con espuma que no esta hecha con leche si no una crema hecha con una mezcla de azucar y las primeras gotas que salen del percolador.”
Lunes, 2 de Enero de 2012
Dear microsoft, Mcafee, Programmers of the world.
Your fucking applications are not the top of the world, when most users are using a PC they are interested in whatever the fuck they are doing. please show some respect for us and stop fucking popping up your updates, changing the focus of the window or the focus of the field.
Me at least do not fucking care, if the pc worked yesterday before the important update and allowed me to use it, then it most not be that crucial as to ask me every 5 minutes to restart it. if i could afford to restart it i would have done so but probably i am busy using the crucial productivity tools you created for me. so stop buggering me! fuck the hell off!! %&^!$#%^
If there are updates, if there were installations of updates, if msn wants to login it can be done in the background without pestering me! They can blink in the start menu bar, they can stay in the back… but if i have the fucking focus in a window is because is where i want to be at the moment. Leer más…
Miércoles, 30 de Noviembre de 2011
Don’t you love SCUBA Diving ?.. As any newbie when I took onto SCUBA Diving, the first piece of gear i bought was this impressive and rather expensive knife from a renowned diving brand. But well as most of the shit in the market today this knife was manufactured in a sweat shop in China and it is rather shit. So it is basically expensive shit.
Setting apart the fact that most experienced SCUBA divers will prefer a smaller and more discrete knife, this short rambo style knife looks good in your leg, arm, BCD… it is Black and Red and you just love it when you see it… However the knife thanks to the ineptitude of some stoned European designer or a ignorant Chinese designer will have other things in mind when it is attached to you.
The knife comes with this great looking sheath and a big release button so you are to assume it is securely sheated until you require it to come off. Specially bearing in mind that most dives are violent rollback or big step entries you want to trust the knife will remain sheathed while doing so… Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: designer, dive, Diving, diving knife, expensive shit, Knife, Mares, rambo style, second dive, sweat shop
Martes, 19 de Abril de 2011
No recuerda bien ni el año ni el día ni las circunstancias, pero el recuerdo vino a su mente.
Y quisieramos aclarar que no es un error; el titulo… Tiene un significado…
Solo para algunos (para 2 o tal vez para solo 1)
De los 80s o los 90s tempranos, del jean desteñido que ella llevaba, de su top blanco de algodón y probablemente sandalias negras… (Aunque a lo mejor esto lo estoy inventando porque odio las sandalias me parece que desvirtúan un pie bonito y que muestran a un pie feo… y en este caso se trato de una desvirtuosidad o como quiera que se diga)
En fin era una tarde en el cuarto azul cuando ya conocía la pasión por los ordenadores pero no tenía uno, en esos días era la guitarra, ser rockerito, tratar de entender las canciones en ingles, la internet no existía, no se podían googelizar las letras y había que tratar de entenderlas a pie o a oído. Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, Español Tags: aclarar, cabello rubio, charco, jean, Lepard, marrones, medos, pudor, sandalias, segunda vez
Domingo, 6 de Febrero de 2011
Après beaucoup trainer en cherchent les ampoules pour le reveil simulateur de l’aube Phillips HF-3461 qui quelqun m’a offert pour un de mes anniversaires je suis tombe sur un petite magasin au 138 rue la fayette dans le 9eme a paris… Le monsieur tres simpa, ma dit qu’il pouvait les commander et que le prix serait de 15 euros chaque ampoule, dans le désespoir de ne pas avoir ma lumiere j’acepte je paie par avance, j’attends 2 semaines et voila mon ampoule arrive… !
Je l’installe elle marche jusqu’a maintenant tout va bien!… mais, mais… j’ai apris par coeur la reference de la ditte ampoule et me trouve a carrefour un jour entre des milliers des ampoules et ma surprise… carrefour vends le lot de 2 ampoules Philips 100 Watt Softone pour 1,5 euros…
Reveil lumiere du jour! (Wake-up light)
E.M.A: a éviter!….
Domingo, 6 de Febrero de 2011
Nature (Arnaque) et découvertes vend ces lampes contre la depression… il faut etre riche pour déprimer à 250€ l’unité… 
Ce qui est encore plus déprimant, c’est qu’au moment de changer les ampoules ils vendent l’ampoule 45€ l’unité (la lampe en utilise 2) quand en Angleterre elle coute 2,70 pounds…
On a pris la référence fabricant en démontant une lampe et voila: SYLVANIA CF-L 24w/860
Après beaucoup de recherches sur le web nous avons trouvé un site au Havre qui vend les ampoules de remplacement par internet a 5 euros et des poussières plus la livraison..
On vient de passer la commande pour 4 et on va les tester!
Le site et la reference:
http://www.lampelec-lehavre.com
http://www.lampelec-lehavre.com/PBSCProduct.asp?
ItmID=1914587
Martes, 23 de Noviembre de 2010
El trasmisor de este mensaje, es un mosquito que tiene severas similitudes con el Anopheles T. que es responsable de la trasmisión de la fiebre tifoidea, sin embargo y debido a dichas similitudes, al igual que el Anopheles que no se responsabiliza por daños a la propiedad o datos que la fiebre produzca, el trasmisor de este email no se Responsabiliza, Solidariza, o identifica de ningún modo con el contenido del mismo aunque lo encuentra muy cómico. Toda reproducción queda prohibida sobretodo si es en panfletos para ser distribuidos en las esquinas por muchachas semi-desnudas ya que eso es impúdico y resta seriedad al contenido de el documento al cual de por si le falta al momento de ser escrito.
Toda vez aclarado esto y a fines de evitar que se crea lo contrario, se os deja con el autor del prologo que hará una introducción a tan importante manuscrito histórico que refleja el desgaste neuronal que trabajar produce.
Ante ustedes y sin más preámbulos:
EL PROLOGO Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, Español Tags: Anopheles, arque, de tiempo en tiempo, humanista, manuscrito, mosquito, responsabiliza, sovi, trasmisor, Turdh
Miércoles, 25 de Agosto de 2010
What would the internet would have looked like in the 50′s…
Also i can imagine all the fuzz about Comunists using all this for Propaganda and I spy telecomms…
Viernes, 20 de Agosto de 2010
It is a reality than in a global environment a company needs presence and representation in the worldwide market; today many medium sized companies all over the world are struggling to be competitive and restructuring their financial management strategies.
Modern financial managers coming from big schools keep modifying and creating structural entities within the companies, costs centers, etc, forgetting completely that at the end of the day it won’t really matters if your money is in your left or right pocket as long as the pocket containing your money belongs to you…
Companies can grow as the result of successful increase in activity due to marketing efforts or service quality, as well as the result of external acquisitions, whatever the reason for growth it will have as a consequence an increased number of overhead expenditures that can overcome the added revenue benefit (Marginal cost concept)
In recent years I had the opportunity to witness how a strategy change in a company in the hands of financial geniuses turned into a commercial handicap thus killing all the potential benefits of the strategies… Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: business, cost, country, external acquisitions, finance wizards, juggling tricks, key performance indicator, Management, strategy change, unit
Domingo, 15 de Agosto de 2010
Finally French authorities are attacking those violence inciting shitheads that call themselves Rappers… (I would say C-rappers but well it is my point of view). You can see the article in french here: tirez sur les keufs
The guy made a video with a gun and the lirycs of his crappy song incited to; Quote: “Shoot the cops” Obviously the Cops didn’t like that Hell yeah a C-rapper less to worry about! hope he gets deported but well dont think so after all it is still France… Sarko please Speak loud and Clear!
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: call, cops, crappy song, french authorities, gun, guy, lirycs, point of view, song, violence
Jueves, 13 de Mayo de 2010
I recently got bored of all the intrusive Ad techniques saturating every webpage i visit; especially now with the introduction of remarketing / retargeting techniques so i decided to use my friend google to find a way to get rid of all that crap; here is what i found: Cookie protection: Visit this site: http://www.networkadvertising.org/managing/opt_out.asp Select all and apply; it will place a cookie that removes a lot of remarketing ad networks. (not exactly that but ads will not show anyway if you are interest in how it works read their site) Host File protection: you edit the host file blocking all the known ad networks and they will loop back and dont show in your browser. in windows XP is: c:/windows/system32/drivers/hosts/ In vista and 7: c:/windows/system32/drivers/etc/hosts/ just go to that folder open the file with notepad and copy and paste the contents of this file: host or just copy the file there… Voila no ads… not even mine!
Viernes, 23 de Abril de 2010
HAGA CLICK AQUI para oir: Spoiled bitch
O aqui que esta mejor Grabada! (Better Mastering)
spoiled bitch intro
Una muestra de lo que sera el intro de la version final de really spoiled bitch.
Intro que se toca al son de la segunda estrofa de “the unforgiven” de Metallica, en la grabacion se utilizo la version de Apocalyptica.
Ella dedico su vida a arruinar mis sueños
Ella trato de aplastarlos, como la puta malcriada que es
Todo el tiempo reclamando, ella esta quejandose constantemente Esos reclamos que n puedo aguantar. A un hombre cansado ella ve. Al que no le importa
El hombre fastidiado entonces se prepara para divorciarse lamentandolo
Ese hombre fastidiado alli soy yo
Intro to the Unforgiven by Metallica (as played by Apocalyptica) She’s dedicated her life to, Ruining all my dreams
She’s tried to smash them all, a spoiled bitch she is
Trough constant nags she annoys, she’s bitching constantly
This nagging I cannot stand. A tired man she sees.. (or a married man you see) no longer cares
The annoyed man then prepares to divorce regretfully
This annoyed man here is me yeah.
Sábado, 10 de Abril de 2010
Hace algunos años rafael caldera como candidato a la presidencia prometio traer avance a la region occidental del pais ; una de las obras de mayor envergadura en este programa era la de demoler la cuidad de Coro para hacer una autopista entre maracaibo y tucacas, promesa que quedo solo en eso… Hoy en dia la cuidad nombrada patrimonio mundial de la humanidad (quien rayos sabe por que) pulula de gentes aburridas e ignorantes.
El homo ignoramus es el representante mayor de la fauna coreana presentando una población superior a su homologo el burro salvaje que habita en la península de paraguana y con el que de vez en cuando tiene escaramuzas por territorio o poder. Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, Español Tags: audio, car, coro venezuela, el calentamiento global, embargo, isla cuba, población, rafael, Rafael Caldera, region occidental
Martes, 9 de Marzo de 2010
Increiblemente no hay informacion en la Web sobre la obtencion de la licencia internacional en Maracaibo. Lo cual permite a los Gestores mantener el monopolio cobrando lo que les da la gana… (Generalmente 550 a 600 BsF por un tramite de media hora)
Obtenerla es muy Sencillo y la entregan de un dia para otro; lo unico es que el organismo responsable en la cuidad (Automobil Club) no es muy serio en sus horarios y suelen abrir tarde y cerrar temprano… La buena noticia es que no se hace una cola eterna… A lo peor 2 o 3 personas delante de usted.
Para obtenerla: Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, Español Tags: alla, automobil club, BsF, documento, entregan, gestores, licencia de conducir, monopolio, Original, Unidas
Lunes, 18 de Enero de 2010
Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside several fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.” Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: activist, animal rights activist, animal rights activists, blood, duct, fast food restaurant, fur coats, Johnstown, motorcycle gangs, organizer
Domingo, 10 de Enero de 2010
You see, it is assumed that for every 2.15 BsF that you have in your pocket, the Central Bank of Venezuela should have $ 1 (or its equivalent in other currencies) in international reserves.
Supposedly, the BCV can not create Bs, except when receiving foreign currency. So legally, you Rs 2.15 each entitle him to have $ 1 of reserves.The dollar is yours and nobody else, by natural right, as it somehow.
However, when the government established an exchange control in February 2003 not only established a fixed exchange rate between U.S. dollar and the Bolivar (then 1,600 Bs / $), but also restricted the freedom of the Venezuelan bolivar to change their dollars for their international reserves. Like all freedom-being, the Venezuelan government was only able to respond to the situation caused by unemployment (or sabotage, according to taste) oil murdering a fundamental freedom of every individual: to dispose of their property as they see fit.
Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: bolivar, caracas stock exchange, change, control, dolar, freedom, hong kong monetary authority, kong monetary authority, Rafael Caldera, venezuelan bolivar
Domingo, 10 de Enero de 2010
When Hugo Chávez announced in 2008 he was buying about 1,000 million dollars in new debt in Argentina, a new batch of bonds called Boden 15. I want to focus on the overt hypocrisy of Hugo Chávez, who allegedly provided money to Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner because it has great confidence in Argentina’s economy, while at the same time comes to dispose of the bonds as soon as possible in Venezuela , selling them to Venezuelan banks, who only buy the bonds because they want to get dollars (not freely available due to exchange control). But the grace of Hugo Chávez became a grimace, which has served him quite a shock to the Argentine government, which had to move quickly on the weekend to prevent a collapse of its bonds in international markets. Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: argentine government, Boden, bolivar fuerte, confidence, Cristina Fernández, debt, economy, venezuelan banks, venezuelan government, way
Domingo, 10 de Enero de 2010
Please every Bot in the internet, every spammer and every that that cares…
flood this email address: Send an
email: dehont@hotmail.fr bloody Scammer
Go ahead they are bloody offering kittens for free but they are the usual African Scammers, that are after your bank details and your money! go ahead! lets have them suffer a bit. google the address if you dont believe me!
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging Tags: address, african scammers, bank details, Bot, email, google, hotmail, Internet, kittens, PLease, scammer, spammer
Miércoles, 30 de Diciembre de 2009
Esta es una historia que tiene que ver con el curso de la via lactea (si me perdonan el plagiarismo).
Un patan de Apartamento es como un sifrino de barrio pero con un poco mas de clase, es una especie de Michel Jackson sin plata, que quiere ser mas de lo que es capaz de aparentar, el patan de apartamento trato de andar con gente con mas plata, educacion y clase que el, pero entre ellos no se sentia bien, todos lo miraban de reojo, sonreian y murmuraban al mismo tiempo cuando el patan hacia una de sus gracias.
Esa sensacion de incomodidad le amargaba, le llenaba de rencor y finalmente le hizo abrir los ojos; alo observar a todos los demas patanes de apartamento el era capaz de ver sus fallas, sus ridiculeces y su falta de gracia, pero aun asi el era incapaz de ver que el se comportaba d ela misma manera. Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, Español Tags: atracar, cultura y mas, eque, habia, michel jackson, patan, pendejos, sentia, via, vivia
Lunes, 21 de Diciembre de 2009
Recientemente pedi por internet unos bombillos Ahorradores con Ionizador incorporado; La publicidad decia que entre la amplitud de gama de luz del bombillo y el efecto purificador de los Iones me iba a sentir como en un bosque… Que iba a matar el humo de mis 40 cigarros por dia y me iba a quitar la pecueca… !
Bueno al fin recibi los famosos bombillos y alumbran bien y el ionizador hace un ruidito que me hace pensar en la sierra electrica que esta tumbando al bosque ese de la publicidad… La pecueca no se me quito y ahora paso gran parte del dia encandilado…
Pero no es de esto que quiero hablarm si no de el empaque donde recibi los bambillos, como todo negocio que se respeta en Francia ellos sucumbieron a la mariquera de marketing de ser Bio, Eco, Metro sexual y todas las otras tendencias que nos imponen los Reality shows.
Ahora bien cual fue mi sorpresa que la caja enorme (enorme para contener 3 putos bombillos) estaba llena de lo que pense era anime, y con ello viene todo el peo de deshacerse de anime y otros desechos en Francia.Pues dentro de la caja habia un papelito que explicaba que como ellos son bio y eco y maricones, en vez de el buen viejo anime hecho con derivados del petroleo y soluble solo en gasolina me habian protejido mis bombillitos con un anime Biodegradable! a la ocasion; hecho con Almidon de maiz y que se destrulle al contacto con el agua!
Pues si! coji un puñado y lo meti en el fregadero, eche el agua a correr y bam! el anime se volvio una pasta como esa que sale cuando uno hace gravvy (almidon de maiz con cubito molido) es decir que ahora podemos solucionar 2 p
roblemas al mismo tiempo; en vez de usar hidrocarburos para hacer anime; usamos Carbohidratos (Hasta se parecen en los nombres no?) y despues pues los molemos y hacemos maizina americana! y se lo enviamos a los paises africanos donde hay hambruna (O a los barrios pobres de Caracas y/o Rio de Janeiro) Mision Maizina la podemos llamar…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, Español Tags: Ahorradores, Almidon, bombillo, hambruna, metro sexual, Nutricion, o rio, paises africanos, recibi, Rivas
Jueves, 10 de Diciembre de 2009
To the shock of 60 million french people, indeed Italians many years ago ruled out the use of any other cheese in pizza choosing Mozzarella as standard topping, I am sure that they being as meticulous as they are tried Parmiggianno and also Gruyere but found that mozzarella gave a nice texture and elasticity also releasing the right amount of grease and liquid in order to make pizza what it is.
It only took me 6 years to find out why in hell pizza in France was so bad and tasted like feet chewing gum, I tried several pizza parlors and only the few ones run by real Italians (but not them all) were able to produce the right tasty pie, I am sure that those Italians that have adopted the use of Gruyere have done so in order to be able to sell pizzas to the ever-knowing-it-all-Frenchies that find that mozzarella is not the right taste for pizza… Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: coffee, cucurbitaceae family, cuisine, espresso, espresso cup, hell pizza, pizza parlors, Recipe, restaurants in paris, stop
Sábado, 5 de Diciembre de 2009
La parte mas complicada de volverse Venezolano es lograr conducir como uno; la primera cosa que necesitas es un gran egoísmo y una absoluta falta de respeto por los demás y una valoración de la vida humana cercana a nada.
Una vez que eso ha sido logrado (Y es importante pues estas características nos servirán luego para otros aspectos de la vida cotidiana) El siguiente paso es olvidar todo lo que creemos saber sobre el código de las carreteras y la prudencia básica. Para esto una gran ayuda es consumir drogas fuertes o alcohol en exceso.
En Venezuela conducir es igual a una licencia para matar o morir, todo se vale y el que no conduzca asi es considerado un cobarde en sus círculos (que suelen reducirse rápidamente al deceder los miembros del mismo en accidentes de transito).
Las carreteras en Venezuela si son consideradas autopistas tienen un máximo de 2 canales y suelen estar muy levantadas creando un barranco artificial que parece tener como función impedir que las vacas se suban a la carretera, otra característica interesante es la presencia de policías acostados (reductores de velocidad) que aparecen en la versión gandola y que pueden ser utilizados como rampa de lanzamiento para vehículos livianos.
Que fue primero el pueblo o la alcabala?: Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, Español Tags: alcabala, de las carreteras, drogas, estacionamiento, exceso, la prudencia, pausa, también, tránsito, usualmente
Viernes, 6 de Noviembre de 2009
Recibe el homenaje que se merece porque el Zulia cuida a los suyos!
Es con gran alegria y admiracion que hago esta entrada para dar a conocer a todos que finalmente la trayectoria musical de Jorge Olivares (Er Chupa) conocido cantante de la agrupacion DEJA VU (Que quiere decir “dejá ver”) y hoy en dia lider cantante de; La Sostenido o era Si Bemol..? no se!… ha dado frutos y la region zuliana a reconocido sus esfuerzos artisticos y una estatua ha sido desvelada en el conocido Centro Turistico Familiar “El Trompo” en la via a maicao a orillas del rio limon lugar de acceso a la laguna de Sinamaica!
La alegria que siento al ver el reconocimiento hecho a un gran amigo que le ha hechao bolas me llena de orgullo y quiero compartirla!
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, Español Tags: admiracion, DEJA, homenaje, jorge olivares, lider, maicao, orillas del rio, Recibe, region zuliana, rio limon
Lunes, 2 de Noviembre de 2009
9 am despertar y correr a hacer cafe, prender un cigarro y leer los emails… pequeños placeres del desempleo…
Lo que no sabia es que aunque el dia prometia se iba a convertir en una pesadilla automotriz solo posible en esta cuidad…
A las 11 me llama mi amigo para pedirme un favor; a su suegro se le quedo el carro; tiene que buscar a su esposa (osea a la hija; es decir a la esposa de mi amigo) puedo ayudarle?
Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, Español Tags: almorzar, bañarme, cigarro, dejo, desempleo, dia, dirijo, la esperanza, platica, suegro
Viernes, 30 de Octubre de 2009
Welcome to parabans.com.
This blog service has just been migrated from blog.venez-rever.com in order to provide a shorter base domain name and a better service.
During the next few days we will be working in making this migration transparent .
Thanks for visiting us and feel free to create your own blog.
I realized that my 2 lonely bloggers are kinda active; and lately i have a lot of time to blog myself.
So i decided to open registrations again and fight the spam as a grown up… massively deleting it 
This is a free blog services site, we are learning along with you; why would one need a blog?
How can i do a blog?
Just sign in now and start blogging, with out intrusive ads sprouting everywhere or any other thing.
The advantage is that you can have a blog in the form of: yourNaMe.parabans.com isnt it cool ?
This page is here for free, for you!
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging Tags: base, base domain name, Blog, bloggers, Blogging, com, D
This, free blog, intrusive ads, order, rant, registrations, service, spam, yourname
Martes, 27 de Octubre de 2009
This is a wonderful means to get revenue from your site.
You can google all the success histories around you create a pathetic blog like this one, put nice content and then you sign up for adsense program trademark.
It starts all nice every time someone stumble upon your blog google seems to give you like 30 cents and you say at this rate i will be making more money than Bill Gates in a week.
The first week yo
u have like 4 visits and you already have raked up like 14$ and the best is you did not much apart of setting up the thingy to put pub in your page.
Well after a week Google decides that the 4 visits are not diverse enough so they serve you ads that pay when an user clicks 100000 times on it looking south while using the mouse with the left hand. And even then they may cancel that click because there was no elephant stampede and a little zebra… Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: brown boots, Burkina Faso, car, click, elephant stampede, free legal advice, google, seller, site, turn signals
Lunes, 19 de Octubre de 2009
I have been tinkering with the idea of what this blog is about?
Well honestly is about nothing; like Seinfeld, Whenever i feel like writing something i put it here; now is this good contents? the web has become a race for the most varied content the most confusing web page gets the better ranking in the Search engines; indeed there is a new profession around SEO Search Engine Optimization… So now we dont make web sites to express ourselves anymore; we make web sites to attrack unrelated traffic in the hope some one will click in one of the ads we put in the site so we can quit our day job and live from the revenue of the site… Well I have a word for that! BULL CRAP! You will not succeed if you try on your own, First of all if you make a site for the Search engines and to display ads, then you are not making a site worth reading for a human… take as an example any site made in France… shitloads of links animated images lots of images, no useful information; so many links you can’t find nothing in there. Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: animated images, confusing web, day job, domain expiration, idea, mess, Search, search engine optimization, site, web
Jueves, 9 de Julio de 2009
Paris is one of the most beautiful cities in the world; that is until you live in it for any extended period of time. I remember discovering the book series Merde actually, happens ETC… This guy really did a good job into identifying the feelings of an alien in France.
I wonder why a city that basically lives from tourism have the ugliest train ever connecting the airport to the city. Not to mention the dark post apocalypse tunnels of the Station where you arrive…
In that station you can see people clearly waiting to sell something to the passing travelers… So most likely your first contact will be with a drug dealer under passive look of the police who seem to ignore that. But wait, because that is if you are lucky, else you will be glad the police is there; the pick-pocketeers is another race that crawls that train Station… Leer más…
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: beautiful cities, driving, driving lessons, driving time, first contact, period, permit, person, preffer, train station
Martes, 12 de Mayo de 2009
Warning, the contents of this page is likely to be considered offensive by everyone who reads it. Therefore in the unlikely occurrence where you voluntarily landed in this page looking for something be advised that you will not find it here and you arrrr invited to leave in a peaceful way before I unleash the brain damaging dogs.
If you so choose to continue reading you will be offended and prosecuted to all the extent of the rage of a Neptune god gone beserker.
In the unlikely event were you survive the reading of this page you will become addicted to it and will be in the constant crave for more at least a little update, which I’m sorry to tell you it is very unlikely to ever happen, thus you will suffer and die of content deprivation and solitude.
If you are still re
ading this disclaimer you arrrr an idiot who should be getting a job and a life. If you still insist in being here then I want to thank you for your commitment towards my silliness and your patience. Now I’m bored and you may notice that the already low quality and lack of redaction skills is wearing off towards the utter nonsense, and this whole thing is becoming absolute crap.
So now with you…
B
iker Pirate Chicken, The captain log.
(Ptuarrrrhh)
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Martes, 5 de Mayo de 2009
Please allow me to introduce ratTa, she is our flag rat for adventure! and now she lives in a French horn that we found in Hanfluor.
She’s very kind and nice and is always ready to follow us… Soon she will have her own bloG where you can follow her exploits…
Well, well… Finally, incredibly, amazingly… I did it!…
Last friday with a team of adventurers including my lovely Girlfriend and two more friends we made our giant leap… Into the void! 3000mts of free falling, how cool was that?… extemelly cool…
Arrival to Normandy, le Havre airport, sign up, have the briefing and a long long wait that allowed time for all the fears to settle down and grow… We were scheduled on plane number 10 and we waited for more than 5 hours in the hangar, seeing the people landing and no smile in their faces, looking at the frightened ones sitting on the ground after having jumped and hated it… What dorks! impossible… are we going to like it or not… Leer más…
Viernes, 1 de Mayo de 2009
Well yesterday was a nice day, we had a farewell toast in the office and then i came home to keep developping this bloody sites… (More on it later)
I gave up, I’m tired and tomorrow i will go to Normandy to jump from a perfectly good plane… silly of me no?
YES I AM GOING TO JUMP IN PARACHUTE for the first time brrrr…. thrilled!
Well this picture is from a place called Casa de los Vientos deep in the Paraguana Peninsula to the west of Venezuela, I had no idea it existed and i owe the scoop to my dad who sent me the link, I spoke with the owner and I think i will add it to the tour i am organizing as headquarters for that region.
Tech Stuff: (yep the bloody sites)
I am stuck with Virtuemar or whatever that bloody joomla module is called, every one proposes a different solution in their forums, and none of them work… Apparently you should not remove the sample data or try to add products… That is the secret…
Also this WordPress blogging service is giving me headaches, i found how to make the plug-ins userselectable (do not activate them site wide… logic eh!) but then i cannot install plugins anymore it is returning a cannot write the upgrade folder problem.
Jueves, 30 de Abril de 2009
Well this is my first attemps to Blog, it goes very well with my mood as today is my last day working as Personnel coordinator in an oil company.
What the future deserves for me is an incognite and only time will tell…
I have decided to give a try to start a small tour operator for high quality tours deep in south america, on june the 13 the first tour will take place!
In the pictures you can see what Venezuela is all about!
Wish me Luck boys and girls!
Jueves, 30 de Abril de 2009
I do love heavy metal, what or why dont know… guess is the endless hours spend rocking my friend lol! Lately I have been writing a lot of songs some funny, some sad, soon i will work them up with a friend who is a musician and maybe i will publish them to share them with you!
Jueves, 30 de Abril de 2009
Ok now i feel comfortable blogging i want to see what my template does with a third picture.
I have arrived to the conclusion that there is 3 kind of people around…
The ones you can learn from, to those i owe a lot, brilliant people that has something to give to humanity; see if you regonize yourself i will speak of actual people i know:
- The ones that with his positive thinking and good mood make you change your view of life & bright your day !
- The ones that actually spend time helping you figure out things and give you a hand… with err Linux..?
Then there is the people that is willing to learn from you, I owe to them to because i enjoy explaining things, in a simple and human understandable way, they listen retain and apply! Isn’t it a great pleasure to help others?…
It also makes you feel important because not only you were useful to other human being, also you knew more than another human being, so there is for the selfish and for the kind… Everyone wins!
And finally, The ones that are complete wankers! A vast majority… sadly, but wait to those you owe or at least i do the fact that the teachers and the learners are more enjoyable! but to be honest this kind of people is really annoying…
The ones that ask for help and do not let you help… 
The ones that ignore you when you ask for help…
The ones that feel superior…
The depressed ones that try to drag you along in their depression…
The stinky ones! For god sake use some deodorant!.. No one want to be sitting aside a skunk
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging, English Tags: being, Blogging, brilliant people, deodorant, god sake, good mood, humanity, mood, positive thinking, template
Jueves, 30 de Abril de 2009
Ok appart of the tourism I have decided to take over an old passion of mine IT, I got with a friend a huge powerful server in a data center and while he develops services to offer for his company i reserved a small space as a play ground to update my knowledge.
For those who dont know some 12 years ago i used to be an IT technician and network administrator, I have forgotten more than most script kiddies today will ever learn. But as it goes now they know more than i do.
I have managed to learn enough Linux as to keep a Virtual host server running hosting several sites including this one and the Blog service in the main subdomain: http://www.parabans.com where you can create your own blog for free (yes say thanks lol)
I still need to tweak the management of all the domain names i have gathered over the last 6 months, several proyects… Like:
www.RockDio.org : My experiment to broadcast a webradio just for the sake of it (Also available on .com)
www.hardlyrideable.com : I wanted to create a Jap custom bike community in paris, but the fucking frog insist in ignoring me…
www.venez-rever.com : this is the main site for my tour operator page and a serious busines believe me!
I was willing to run a Ban list service for a game i play a lot and that is full of hackers and cheaters i bought: www.parabans.com to do it, but the project is dormant now, so i made it this fucking blog
I had the idea to offer free hosting for the Venezuelan gaming community and got a domain for it: www.clanvenez.com since no one paid attention neither i made it like an attempt to clone facebook but allowing explicit content… no one visits it neither… so you shouldn’t.
And finally there is the www.orderofdoom.com : old clan page now became a frontpage to sell servers. but it is not working very good… i am thinking of simply redirecting it to rockdio…
Sábado, 25 de Abril de 2009
Bloody people, over the 6 months this site has been running only 2 real blogs have been created, the rest is bloody spammers trying to put their scams here.
Well I’m done, why give pearls to the pigs, when what they need is a bloody sh**thole to swim on.
In the beggining i tought it maybe fun to provide a blogging service and create a community, but apparently i just put a message: send me crap i like it. NO I DONT LIKE IT!
So for all the SPAMMERS FV*K OFF AND DIE!
If you insist to create a blog here, then you are welcome to do so, I think i managed to kill all spammers
Author: Rockdio Categories: Blogging Tags: ammount, beggining, Blog, blogs, Bloody, com, crap, I DONT, K OFF, pearls, pigs, rest, scams, site, stupid people, thole, tought, word press
The IT department of a finance company in South Africa has completely abandoned its Internet connection to transfer files. Indeed, the rates are so slow that for 4 Gb transfer data between 2 remote offices of 80 km, it takes 6 hours. Not cool for the business.
